Posted 10 hours ago

Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

bowtiefightclub:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I notice it was John Green

then I laughed harder

*whispers* doesn’t he have two child’s

*whispers* omg he did it again

Posted 10 hours ago

demigodofhoolemere:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

thelof9:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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hey americans have fun paying your health care

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stop guys we’re friends remember

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Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

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You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

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hey guys

what’s

what’s going on over here?

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I just choked

tumblr country wars are the best

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox)

Posted 10 hours ago

usagiwaffles:

so this happened

Posted 10 hours ago

spirkcantwerk:

This scene actually works better as stills

(Source: 90s90s90s)

Posted 10 hours ago

the-art-pimpette:

stormbramble:

Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

Can we please stop making tv shows about virgins trying to lose their virginity like it’s a leech upon their life destroying all of their goals and opportunities?

(Source: morrowseer)

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago

Gene Belcher - Feminist

(Source: eatallthecheese)

Posted 11 hours ago

OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

troyler-sivanley:

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

what tf says “jif”

Posted 11 hours ago

aethracaelis:

adreamerofimpossibledreams:

WAKE UP WORLD #YesAllWomen

That steak analogy is my favorite,

(Source: fallingslowly11211)

Posted 11 hours ago

Most moving line from Guardians “We are Groot”